| Date | change | members |
|---|---|---|
| jul 3 1994 | C00LeS WaReZ UNiON is founded (formerly list gang) | mR. mEgAsTuFf MoTHeR FuCKeR FaTHeR FuCKeR dA dArK ELiTE |
| jul 8 1994 | samuli is admitted to the crew due to his 24h node after initiation(smokes tobacco, drives masa's moped, kilju) | mR. mEgAsTuFf MoTHeR FuCKeR FaTHeR FuCKeR dA dArK ELiTE MyStERiA |
| aug 12 1994 | tim is admitted to the crew because of his ability to make samples | mR. mEgAsTuFf MoTHeR FuCKeR FaTHeR FuCKeR dA dArK ELiTE MyStERiA DiCK PUNiSHER |
| aug 15 1994 | Jussi, Masa, and also Kassu leave CWU after being humiliated at school | mR. mEgAsTuFf MyStERiA DiCK PUNiSHER |
| sept 7 1994 | Kassu is readmitted to the crew after prostrating himself before mega | mR. mEgAsTuFf MyStERiA FaTHeR FuCKeR DiCK PUNiSHER |
| sept 16 1994 | After discovering that Jyri's sampling and tracking skills far surpass Tim's, tim is kicked out and Jyri is admitted to the crew | mR. mEgAsTuFf MyStERiA FaTHeR FuCKeR dArK sTuFfEr |
| oct 7 1994 | Reunion ritual at honttola abandoned house. Masa takes Mika's dick in his mouth and is readmitted; jussi pisses in his own mouth and is readmitted | mR. mEgAsTuFf MyStERiA FaTHeR FuCKeR dArK sTuFfEr dA dArK ELiTE MoTHeR FuCKeR |